Kicking an Indie Witch in the Tits

Since the first draft, I had the rare privilege of catching one of my all-time musical heroes Nick Kelly at a very small gig in Oxford.

As a support act, we were treated to the iBook-accompanied performance poet George Pringle. Those far cooler than I will proclaim her a genius, which she may well be, but I was left quite bewildered.

However, within an ode to girlie jealousy, I did enjoy the wonderful line "I'm going to kick that indie witch in the tits" - which was so brilliant and bonkers that I instantly resolved to use it in H&M.

So, credit where credit's due... Thanks, George!